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phatticuss:

my crush: haha i like you . . as a friend!

me: image

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Kinky Questions - ALL QUESTIONS ANSWERED

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
33: What your favorite part of your body:
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis/vagina, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?
DAMMIT I WANNA REVEAL MYSELF

imnotcrazyyet1:

galaxiou-s:

Message me a number:
1 - Who was the last person you texted?
2 - When is your birthday?
3 - Who do you want to be with right now?
4 - What sports do you play?
5 - Who is the first person in your contacts?
6 - What is your favorite song as of the moment?
7 - If you were stranded on an island, who do you wish to be with?
8 - What do you feel right now?
9 - What chocolate is your favorite?
10 - How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have?
11 - Why did you create a Tumblr account?
12 - Who is your favorite blogger?
13 - Where do you want to be right now?
14 - What do you want to be in the future?
15 - When was the last time you cried? Why?
16 - Are you happy?
17 - Who do you miss?
18 - If you were given a chance, would you like to have a different life?
19 - What was the best thing you were given?
20 - Who was the last person who called you?
21 - What is your favorite dish?
22 - Who is your bestfriend?
23 - What is your biggest regret?
24 - Have you ever cheated on your partner?
25 - Who do you spend crazy moments with?
26 - Name someone pretty.
27 - Who was the last person you hugged?
28 - What kind of music do you listen to?
29 - Are you over your past?
30 - Who is the last person in your contacts?
31 - What kind of person do you want to date?
32 - Do you have troubles sleeping at night?
33 - From whom was the last text message you received?
34 - What do you prefer, jeans or skirt?
35 - How’s your heart?
36 - Did you ever have a girlfriend/boyfriend whose name starts with a “J”?
37 - Do you like someone as of the moment?
38 - What would you want to say to your latest ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend?
39 - Do you have any phobias?
40 - Did you try to change for a person?
41 - What’s the nicest thing have you given to someone?
42 - Would you go back to your previous relationship?
43 - Are you in a good or bad mood?
44 - Name someone you can’t live without.
45 - Describe your dream date.
46 - Describe your dream wedding.
47 - How many roses did you receive last Valentine’s?
48 - Have you ever been kissed?
49 - How long is your longest relationship?
50 - Do you regret your past?
51 - Can you do something stupid for someone else?
52 - Have you ever cried over someone?
53 - Do you have a grudge against anyone?
54 - Are you a crybaby?
55 - Do people praise you for your looks?
56 - Did you fall for someone you shouldn’t?
57 - Have you ever done something bad but you don’t regret?
58 - Do you like getting hurt?
59 - Does anyone hate you?
60 - Did you slap anyone whose name starts with an “R”?
61 - What hair color do you prefer?
62 - If you can change anything about yourself, what is it?
63 - Do you love someone as of the moment?
64 - Have you ever thought of killing yourself?
65 - Do you have issues with somebody in your school?
66 - Can you live without internet?
67 - What’s the song that remind you of your special someone?
68 - Are you good at holding back your tears?
69 - Are you a crybaby?
70 - Have you ever experienced being hysterical?
71 - Are you a KPOP fan?
72 - Do you study hard?
73 - Have you ever sacrificed something important to you for someone you love?
74 - Did you ever had a kiss under the moonlight?
75 - Have you ever ridden a boat?
76 - Did you have an accident last year?
77 - What kind of person are you?
78 - Have you ever thought of killing someone?
79 - Have you ever been jealous?
80 - How can you prove your love to someone?
81 - What are you thinking right now?
82 - Who is the 6th person in your contacts?
83 - Do you have any memories you want to erase?
84 - Have you been hurt so bad that you can’t find words to explain how you feel?
85 - Did you ever badmouth someone?
86 - Have you ever had an argument with someone?
87 - Do you have trust issues?
88 - Are you broken-hearted?
89 - Who’s the person who first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”?
90 - Do you think all the pain is worth it?
91 - Do you believe in the phrase “If it’s meant to be, it will be”?
92 - Who do you want to marry?
93 - Do you believe in destiny?
94 - Have you ever thought “I already found my soulmate”?
95 - How do you look right now?
96 - Do you believe that first true love never dies?
97 - Have you found your true love?
98 - What should you be doing right now?
99 - Name one of your ex-boyfriends/ex-girlfriends.
100 - Did you ever feel like you’re not good enough

Im soooo bored someone anyoneeee ask me pleasee

imnotcrazyyet1:

galaxiou-s:

Message me a number:

1 - Who was the last person you texted?

2 - When is your birthday?

3 - Who do you want to be with right now?

4 - What sports do you play?

5 - Who is the first person in your contacts?

6 - What is your favorite song as of the moment?

7 - If you were stranded on an island, who do you wish to be with?

8 - What do you feel right now?

9 - What chocolate is your favorite?

10 - How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have?

11 - Why did you create a Tumblr account?

12 - Who is your favorite blogger?

13 - Where do you want to be right now?

14 - What do you want to be in the future?

15 - When was the last time you cried? Why?

16 - Are you happy?

17 - Who do you miss?

18 - If you were given a chance, would you like to have a different life?

19 - What was the best thing you were given?

20 - Who was the last person who called you?

21 - What is your favorite dish?

22 - Who is your bestfriend?

23 - What is your biggest regret?

24 - Have you ever cheated on your partner?

25 - Who do you spend crazy moments with?

26 - Name someone pretty.

27 - Who was the last person you hugged?

28 - What kind of music do you listen to?

29 - Are you over your past?

30 - Who is the last person in your contacts?

31 - What kind of person do you want to date?

32 - Do you have troubles sleeping at night?

33 - From whom was the last text message you received?

34 - What do you prefer, jeans or skirt?

35 - How’s your heart?

36 - Did you ever have a girlfriend/boyfriend whose name starts with a “J”?

37 - Do you like someone as of the moment?

38 - What would you want to say to your latest ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend?

39 - Do you have any phobias?

40 - Did you try to change for a person?

41 - What’s the nicest thing have you given to someone?

42 - Would you go back to your previous relationship?

43 - Are you in a good or bad mood?

44 - Name someone you can’t live without.

45 - Describe your dream date.

46 - Describe your dream wedding.

47 - How many roses did you receive last Valentine’s?

48 - Have you ever been kissed?

49 - How long is your longest relationship?

50 - Do you regret your past?

51 - Can you do something stupid for someone else?

52 - Have you ever cried over someone?

53 - Do you have a grudge against anyone?

54 - Are you a crybaby?

55 - Do people praise you for your looks?

56 - Did you fall for someone you shouldn’t?

57 - Have you ever done something bad but you don’t regret?

58 - Do you like getting hurt?

59 - Does anyone hate you?

60 - Did you slap anyone whose name starts with an “R”?

61 - What hair color do you prefer?

62 - If you can change anything about yourself, what is it?

63 - Do you love someone as of the moment?

64 - Have you ever thought of killing yourself?

65 - Do you have issues with somebody in your school?

66 - Can you live without internet?

67 - What’s the song that remind you of your special someone?

68 - Are you good at holding back your tears?

69 - Are you a crybaby?

70 - Have you ever experienced being hysterical?

71 - Are you a KPOP fan?

72 - Do you study hard?

73 - Have you ever sacrificed something important to you for someone you love?

74 - Did you ever had a kiss under the moonlight?

75 - Have you ever ridden a boat?

76 - Did you have an accident last year?

77 - What kind of person are you?

78 - Have you ever thought of killing someone?

79 - Have you ever been jealous?

80 - How can you prove your love to someone?

81 - What are you thinking right now?

82 - Who is the 6th person in your contacts?

83 - Do you have any memories you want to erase?

84 - Have you been hurt so bad that you can’t find words to explain how you feel?

85 - Did you ever badmouth someone?

86 - Have you ever had an argument with someone?

87 - Do you have trust issues?

88 - Are you broken-hearted?

89 - Who’s the person who first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”?

90 - Do you think all the pain is worth it?

91 - Do you believe in the phrase “If it’s meant to be, it will be”?

92 - Who do you want to marry?

93 - Do you believe in destiny?

94 - Have you ever thought “I already found my soulmate”?

95 - How do you look right now?

96 - Do you believe that first true love never dies?

97 - Have you found your true love?

98 - What should you be doing right now?

99 - Name one of your ex-boyfriends/ex-girlfriends.

100 - Did you ever feel like you’re not good enough

Im soooo bored someone anyoneeee ask me pleasee

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ec-dysiast:

gallifrey-feels:

redkiteslongnights:

Sometimes it’s gray and it swims

Holy mother of YES, THAT.

so

sexuality is a dolphin

Dolphins are some of the only animals other than humans to have homosexual relations
So yes
Sexuality is a dolphin

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oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

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seerofsarcasm:


This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think that’s pretty neat

seerofsarcasm:

This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think that’s pretty neat

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miguelmarquezoutside:

Temporary wet weather signage recently placed in various Sydney locations.

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taybcato:

s7ven-satellite:

Full time lesbian elitist


Omg shes gorgeous

taybcato:

s7ven-satellite:

Full time lesbian elitist

Omg shes gorgeous

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angrynerdyblogger:

cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing

angrynerdyblogger:

cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing

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unprintable:

How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up

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